Monday, May 16, 2011

The Funniest Joke in the World!

 

 I'd say that my sense of humor has definitely developed over the years. Once upon a time this was my favorite, go-to joke:

Ask me if I'm a truck. 
Are you a truck?
No.

(hehehe) To be fair, you have to get the inflection on the "no" just right. You have to convey what a ridiculous question you were just asked and how silly the person who asked it must be. Anyway, not exactly a knee slapper, but I thought it was terribly clever when I was younger.Now I know better. Now I know....

The Funniest Joke in the World!

Are you ready?

Are you sure?

This joke can be dangerous.

I'm just warning you.

If you die of laughter it won't be my fault.

All right, here goes.



Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer?

Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

Did I mention that it's just too dangerous to say in English? It's true. This joke is SO FUNNY it's claimed thousands of lives. If you don't believe me, then watch this:


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25 comments:

  1. Donna K. WeaverMay 16, 2011 at 6:20 AM

    I love Monty Python. I took a business management class that included a series of videos done by the Monty Python group and usually staring John Cleese. Best. Class. Ever.

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  2. Lydia KangMay 16, 2011 at 7:25 AM

    Monty Python is too funny!
    Thank you for joining in on the Blogfest!

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  3. Luanne G. SmithMay 16, 2011 at 7:31 AM

    Gotta love Monty Python. Lots of good jokes floating around today!

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  4. AnonymousMay 16, 2011 at 9:40 AM

    LOL very nice!

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  5. M.J. FifieldMay 16, 2011 at 9:59 AM

    Monty Python is fantastic. What a great blogfest!

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  6. Rachna ChhabriaMay 16, 2011 at 10:12 AM

    Lol....very nice. Its fun reading everyone's posts.

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  7. SarahMay 16, 2011 at 10:47 AM

    Oh, this is the only Monty Python I've seen today! Also the only truck joke, but I think simplicity is best. A great entry in the blogfest!

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  8. Jon MacMay 16, 2011 at 12:29 PM

    Yay, Monty Python! Thanks for protecting us English speakers from that joke :)

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  9. Hart JohnsonMay 16, 2011 at 12:56 PM

    *snort* love the silly one and that Monty Python sketch is FABULOUS!

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  10. GingerMay 16, 2011 at 1:15 PM

    My first Monty Python video. Brilliant!!

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  11. UnknownMay 16, 2011 at 1:18 PM

    He, he. :) Awesome!

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  12. M PaxMay 16, 2011 at 2:13 PM

    Oh, I love MOnty Python. I miss that show. :D Thanks for the laughter.

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  13. Precy LarkinsMay 16, 2011 at 4:18 PM

    LOL! Loved the vid. XD

    The "Joke" as a weapon...very effective. Gotta <3 Monty Python!

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  14. Deniz BevanMay 16, 2011 at 4:24 PM

    Hilarious! My favourite joke is a Python one, too: What's brown and sounds like a bell?


    Dung!

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  15. Wendy LuMay 16, 2011 at 4:44 PM

    Haha I love Monty Python, probably one of the funniest movies out there. Thanks for sharing!

    ~TRA

    http://xtheredangelx.blogspot.com

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  16. Anita Grace HowardMay 16, 2011 at 5:11 PM

    MONTY PYTHON! Excellent choice! You are the only one to use them on your blogfest post, and I bow to your genius! LOL

    Thanks for that blast to the past. :)

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  17. Vicki RochoMay 16, 2011 at 7:20 PM

    I love Monty Python!

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  18. Patricia JLMay 16, 2011 at 8:35 PM

    Can't go wrong w/ Monty Python.

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  19. Rhonda AlbomMay 17, 2011 at 1:47 AM

    I agree Monty Python is always a winner. Happy blogfest day!

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  20. TrishaMay 17, 2011 at 5:51 AM

    GOD I love Monthy Python :D

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  21. LTMMay 17, 2011 at 9:03 AM

    awesomeness!!! But see, I really like the truck joke. That's my brand of simple humah~ :D

    Thanks for playing!!!

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  22. Golden EagleMay 17, 2011 at 11:40 AM

    I've never seen Monty Python--I'll have to come back to watch that video! :)

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  23. Sarah McCabeMay 17, 2011 at 1:31 PM

    I'm glad everyone enjoyed the Monty Python. They are truly the most brilliant comedians in the world, in my humble opinion.

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  24. Stephanie ThorntonMay 17, 2011 at 10:10 PM

    I truly adore Monty Python. I used to show clips in class when I taught World History. There's a hilarious one on the Spanish Inquisition.

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  25. MMA Los AngelesMay 26, 2011 at 12:51 PM

    Monty Python will never stop being some of the funniest material of all time. I can never get enough of watching it. But with your joke, how do you try and convey the NO?

    sara

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