I tried a few myself.
Stapler to Philosophy: 17 clicks
Baby to Philosophy: 16 clicks
Nathan Fillion to Philosophy: 20 clicks
Twinkie to Philosophy: 25 clicks
Ant to Philosophy: 9 clicks
Everything leads back to philosophy.
How does this relate to writing? Well, because everything leads back to philosophy. Think of your characters. What is their philosophy? Do you know? You should. Because our philosophy determines how we look at the world, how we think about and solve our problems, and how we live our lives. I don't think you can really know your characters, know where they are going and how they will get there and what they will do once they reach their destination, unless you know how they think. That's philosophy.
So take a moment to think about how your characters view the world and themselves. And in the meantime play the game. What random thing can you think of and how long does it take you to get back to philosophy?