Monday, May 16, 2011

The Funniest Joke in the World!

 

 I'd say that my sense of humor has definitely developed over the years. Once upon a time this was my favorite, go-to joke:

Ask me if I'm a truck. 
Are you a truck?
No.

(hehehe) To be fair, you have to get the inflection on the "no" just right. You have to convey what a ridiculous question you were just asked and how silly the person who asked it must be. Anyway, not exactly a knee slapper, but I thought it was terribly clever when I was younger.Now I know better. Now I know....

The Funniest Joke in the World!

Are you ready?

Are you sure?

This joke can be dangerous.

I'm just warning you.

If you die of laughter it won't be my fault.

All right, here goes.



Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer?

Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

Did I mention that it's just too dangerous to say in English? It's true. This joke is SO FUNNY it's claimed thousands of lives. If you don't believe me, then watch this:


25 comments:

  1. I love Monty Python. I took a business management class that included a series of videos done by the Monty Python group and usually staring John Cleese. Best. Class. Ever.

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  2. Monty Python is too funny!
    Thank you for joining in on the Blogfest!

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  3. Gotta love Monty Python. Lots of good jokes floating around today!

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  4. Monty Python is fantastic. What a great blogfest!

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  5. Lol....very nice. Its fun reading everyone's posts.

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  6. Oh, this is the only Monty Python I've seen today! Also the only truck joke, but I think simplicity is best. A great entry in the blogfest!

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  7. Yay, Monty Python! Thanks for protecting us English speakers from that joke :)

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  8. *snort* love the silly one and that Monty Python sketch is FABULOUS!

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  9. My first Monty Python video. Brilliant!!

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  10. Oh, I love MOnty Python. I miss that show. :D Thanks for the laughter.

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  11. LOL! Loved the vid. XD

    The "Joke" as a weapon...very effective. Gotta <3 Monty Python!

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  12. Hilarious! My favourite joke is a Python one, too: What's brown and sounds like a bell?


    Dung!

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  13. Haha I love Monty Python, probably one of the funniest movies out there. Thanks for sharing!

    ~TRA

    http://xtheredangelx.blogspot.com

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  14. MONTY PYTHON! Excellent choice! You are the only one to use them on your blogfest post, and I bow to your genius! LOL

    Thanks for that blast to the past. :)

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  15. I agree Monty Python is always a winner. Happy blogfest day!

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  16. GOD I love Monthy Python :D

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  17. awesomeness!!! But see, I really like the truck joke. That's my brand of simple humah~ :D

    Thanks for playing!!!

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  18. I've never seen Monty Python--I'll have to come back to watch that video! :)

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  19. I'm glad everyone enjoyed the Monty Python. They are truly the most brilliant comedians in the world, in my humble opinion.

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  20. I truly adore Monty Python. I used to show clips in class when I taught World History. There's a hilarious one on the Spanish Inquisition.

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  21. Monty Python will never stop being some of the funniest material of all time. I can never get enough of watching it. But with your joke, how do you try and convey the NO?

    sara

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